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  My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

  by BU2B in

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  the assembly overall was basically all about doing more, not wasting your youth (a waste being anything but pioneering) and bashing apostates.

  well without further ado... .

  talk- the voice of jehovah is powerful.

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  keyser soze

  What kind of porn films? Gheezz, couldn't he be more specific?

  I'm pretty sure that's where the banana comes in.
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  Post the funniest WTBTS quote you can think of

  by DuvanMuvan in

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  2. bible

  just felt like a laugh.. if any funny quotes come to mind feel free to post them here.

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  keyser soze

  "Reading the WT and Awake magazines is better than a college education"
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  If the bible said two plus two equals 5 or 2 how would u respond, believers?

  by Jon Preston in

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  so would you accept that as true?

  or would you test it to see if it is, indeed, truth?.

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  keyser soze

  I would say that the bible is not a math textbook

  I beg to differ. With simple mathematics you can calculate that the Gentile times ended in 1914. Surely you're not suggesting that the WT pulled that equation out of its ass.
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  Did you ever attend meetings while on vacation?

  by keyser soze in

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  i remember when i was a kid going on vacation somewhere with my family, my parents would always have to find out where the local kingdom hall was.

  god forbid we should miss a meeting because we were actually enjoying our time away from work and school..

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  keyser soze

  I remember when I was a kid going on vacation somewhere with my family, my parents would always have to find out where the local Kingdom Hall was. God forbid we should miss a meeting because we were actually enjoying our time away from work and school.
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  Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses Wisconsin and Midwest

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  2. experiences

  so who's from wisconsin and the midwest usa.

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  keyser soze

  I go to Janesville and Dekalb for assemblies and conventions

  The last two conventions I attended in 2004 and 2005 were in Dekalb. They were in Madison for years before that. And the Janesville assembly hall brings back a few memories as well.

  Vikings Fan !!

  We won't hold that against you
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  Will the Governing Body ever show a ' broken heart?'

  by LogCon in

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  2. scandals

  psalm 51:17 says, my sacrifice, o god, is a broken spirit; a broken and contrite heart you, god, will not despise.. .

  as the evidence mounts, and fingers are pointed at the governing body for their complicity in the 'child abuse cover ups' ,.

  ...will they ever get down on bended knee and show truly broken hearts?.

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  keyser soze

  As the evidence mounts, and fingers are pointed at the Governing Body for their complicity in the 'child abuse cover ups' ,

  ...will they ever get down on bended knee and show truly broken hearts?

  Not as long as they can continue to dismiss it as apostate propaganda, and have the rank-and-file accept it, without reservation.
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  First Post...Hi everyone! Thanks for all of your help over the years!

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  well... as they say on talk back radio "i'm a long time listener, first time caller"(poster in this case!).

  i have been a "lurker" for several years, but never had the courage to take the step and join up...until now.. i really want to thank everyone for their insights and comments throughout the forum.

  although i have not contibuted to discussions, i have benefitted very much from all of your comments and observations on all topics.

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  keyser soze

  Welcome! Looking forward to hearing your story. I'm always intrigued to hear from former Bethelites.
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  What was the most rebellious thing you did while you were a devout jw?

  by DuvanMuvan in

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  i was just thinking about how humans being imperfect and satan's influence was the root of everything bad that anyone has ever done.

  well i know that apparently everyone is vulnerable which got me thinking about what "bad" things people have done while they were a jw.

  i'll start it off.

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  keyser soze

  Drinking, mostly. When I was a teenager, my friends and I would rent a motel room during the circuit assembly and drink, smoke and watch R-rated movies until all hours in the morning. Naturally were out of it during the morning session.
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  Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses Wisconsin and Midwest

  by Watchtower-Free in

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  so who's from wisconsin and the midwest usa.

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  keyser soze

  Born, raised and still living in Wisconsin. I've lived in the Madison ares for the last 8 years. The congregation I attended is about 50 miles north of here.
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  What is the story behind this picture of Rutherford at a drinking party??

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have seen this photo several times but never any back story on it.

  was this at bethel?

  was this before or after the prohibition?

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  keyser soze

  This picture just supports Rutherford's claim that the spirit was directing him.